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Your Daily
Prescription for Laughs...
Things you would NEVER hear a Redneck say ......
- Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
- We're vegetarians.
- Do you think my gut is too big?
- I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
- Honey, we don't need another dog.
- Who gives a crap who won the Civil War?
- Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
- Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
- Spittin' is such a nasty habit.
- I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
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Note: To the best of our knowledge the humor used in the Daily
Prescription For Laughs portion of DailyComix is in the public domain.
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