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Your Daily
Prescription for Laughs...
Things you would NEVER hear a Redneck say ......
- Trim the fat off that steak.
- Cappuccino tastes better than Espresso.
- The tires on that truck are too big.
- I'll have the Arugula and Radicchio salad.
- I've got it all on the C drive.
- Unsweetened tea tastes better.
- Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
- My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
- I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
- Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
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Prescription For Laughs portion of DailyComix is in the public domain.
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