Your Daily Prescription for Laughs...

1. If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free you either married it or gave birth to it.

2. Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.

3. One of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 lbs.

4. The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

5. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing, someone else does.

6. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.

7. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire.

   
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Today's cartoon was provided by Chris Kemp. Chris's cartoons have appeared in such publications as National Review, Reader's Digest and have been used by corporate clients like IBM and Air Canada. Chris also produces BORDERLINE a weekly editorial comic strip for the Toronto Sun newspaper.

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