Your Daily Prescription for Laughs...

1. Amazing! You hang something in your closet for awhile and it shrinks two sizes!

2. Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, "You know, sometimes I just forget to eat." Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.

3. A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills. She had 14 kids, but she doesn't really care.

4. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing ... and then they marry him!

5. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are: eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day.

6. I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.

7. If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?

   
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Today's cartoon was provided by Chris Kemp. Chris's cartoons have appeared in such publications as National Review, Reader's Digest and have been used by corporate clients like IBM and Air Canada. Chris also produces BORDERLINE a weekly editorial comic strip for the Toronto Sun newspaper.

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