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Your Daily
Prescription for Laughs...
You Know You're From Canada When ......
- You only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup.
- You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
- The mosquitoes have landing lights.
- You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
- You have 10 favourite recipes for moose meat.
- Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at
Christmas.
- You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one
meter above the ground.
- You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.
- Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in
with snow.
- You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with
only 8 buttons.
Text Humor contributed by Dan Hunt of
Bourgault Tillage Tools
Note: To the best of our knowledge the humor used in the Daily
Prescription For Laughs portion of DailyComix is in the public domain.
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Today's cartoon was provided by Chris Kemp.
Chris's cartoons have appeared in such publications as National Review, Reader's Digest and have been used by corporate clients like IBM and Air Canada. Chris also produces BORDERLINE a weekly editorial comic strip for the Toronto Sun newspaper.
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