Your Daily Prescription for Laughs...

1. You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.

2. The local paper covers national and international headlines on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.

3. At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.

4. The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.

5. Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.

6. You think the start of deer season is a national holiday.

7. You head south to go to your cottage.

8. You frequently clean grease off your barbecue so the bears won't prowl on your deck.

9. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.

10. The major parish fund-raiser isn't bingo it's sausage making.

    
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