Your Daily Prescription for Laughs...

1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people just don't have film.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

4. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

7. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

8. She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.

9. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

   
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Today's cartoon was provided by Jerry King. Jerry is one of the most published cartoonists in the United States. His work has appeared in thousands of greeting cards, newspapers, magazines and children's books. Jerry is the author of seven cartoon books. His work has been recognized by both President Clinton and former President Bush.

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