Your Daily Prescription for Laughs...

1. Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.

2. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

3. Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of religion.

4. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

5. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

6. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

7. Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

8. If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.

   
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Today's cartoon was provided by Jerry King. Jerry is one of the most published cartoonists in the United States. His work has appeared in thousands of greeting cards, newspapers, magazines and children's books. Jerry is the author of seven cartoon books. His work has been recognized by both President Clinton and former President Bush.

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