Discoveries That Come With Age ......
1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.
3. I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.
4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded . . . . .
5. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
6. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
7. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
8. Accidents in the back seat - cause kids.
9. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
10. Only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the
bathroom.
11. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on
my knees.
12. It's not hard to meet expenses. . they're everywhere.
13. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
14. These days I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter... I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm here after!
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