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Your Daily
Prescription for Laughs...
Moral Lessons ......
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw
the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"
The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below
the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit
and ate it. Moral of the story is: To be sitting and doing nothing, you
must be sitting very, very high up.
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the
top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're
packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that
it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the
tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of
the tree. Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it
won't keep you there.
Note: To the best of our knowledge the humor used in the Daily
Prescription For Laughs portion of DailyComix is in the public domain.
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Rick London is the founder and co-creator of
London's Times Cartoons.
Rick conceives the panels and writes them and then the London's Times team
of 18 illustrators draws them. Rick started London's Times in 1997 and it is
has become one of the most popular cartoon sites on the Web.
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