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Your Daily
Prescription for Laughs...
Employer's Lingo ......
- COMPETITIVE SALARY: We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
- JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM: We have no time to train you.
- CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE: We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up;
well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.
- MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED: You'll be six months behind schedule on your
first day.
- SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED: Some time each night and some time each weekend.
- DUTIES WILL VARY: Anyone in the office can boss you around.
- MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL: We have no quality control.
- CAREER-MINDED: Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).
- APPLY IN PERSON: If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position
has been filled.
- NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE: We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just
a legal formality.
- SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE: You'll need it to
replace three people who just left.
- PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST: You're walking into a company in perpetual
chaos.
- REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS: You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.
- GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS: Management communicates, you listen, figure out
what they want and do it.
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