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Your Daily
Prescription for Laughs...
Employee's Lingo ......
- I'M EXTREMELY ADEPT AT ALL MANNER OF OFFICE ORGANIZATION: I've used Microsoft Office.
- I'M HONEST, HARD-WORKING AND DEPENDABLE: I pilfer office supplies.
- MY PERTINENT WORK EXPERIENCE INCLUDES: I hope you don't ask me about all
the McJobs I've had.
- I TAKE PRIDE IN MY WORK: I blame others for my mistakes.
- I'M PERSONABLE: I give lots of unsolicited personal advice to co-workers.
- I'M EXTREMELY PROFESSIONAL: I carry a Day-Timer.
- I AM ADAPTABLE: I've changed jobs a lot.
- I AM ON THE GO: I'm never at my desk.
- I'M HIGHLY MOTIVATED TO SUCCEED: The minute I find a better job, I'm
outta there.
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King. Jerry is one of the most published cartoonists in the United
States. His work has appeared in thousands of greeting cards, newspapers,
magazines and children's books. Jerry is the author of seven cartoon books.
His work has been recognized by both President Clinton and former President Bush.
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