** DailyComix - May 22nd, 2000 - Issue ** Today's Funny Comix http://www.dailycomix.com/ ==================================================================== DailyComix Contents: 1- Today's Funny Comix 2- Your Daily Prescription for Laughs... 3- Quick Clicks ==================================================================== BACKUP TO CD-R / RW AND SAVE $$$ 20 megabytes of sales and marketing data costs the average business 19 days and $17,000. How much would it cost you? Download free backup software to protect yourself today: http://www.novastor.com/nova_store/free.html?sid=ct003 ==================================================================== 1- Today's Funny Comix To see this comic live and as a webpage...click the link below: http://www.dailycomix.com/ ==================================================================== 2-Your Daily Prescription for Laughs... You Know You're a Mom When ...... 1. Your feet stick to the kitchen floor.....and you don't care. 2. When the kids are fighting, you threaten to lock them in a room together and not let them out until someone's bleeding. 3. You can't find your cordless phone, so you ask a friend to call you, and you run around the house madly, following the sound until you locate the phone downstairs in the laundry basket. 4. You spend an entire week wearing sweats. 5. Your idea of a good day is making it through without a child leaking bodily fluids on you. 6. Popsicles become a food staple. 7. Your favorite television show is a cartoon. 8. Peanut butter and jelly is eaten at least in one meal a day. 9. You're willing to kiss your child's boo-boo, regardless of where it is. 10. Your baby's pacifier falls on the floor and you give it back to her, after you suck the dirt off of it because your too busy to wash it off. ==================================================================== Text humor borrowed from The Smokers Club Newsletter. If you're a smoker, this site is tobacco heaven. http://www.smokersclub.com/ ==================================================================== Today's cartoon was provided by Chris Kemp. Chris's cartoons have appeared in such publications as National Review, Reader's Digest and have been used by corporate clients like IBM and Air Canada. Chris also produces BORDERLINE a weekly editorial comic strip for the Toronto Sun newspaper. http://www.globalserve.net/~squib/Odd1.html ==================================================================== Click to submit a cartoon or joke to DailyComix! mailto:comix@jayde.com?subject=TakeALook ==================================================================== 3- Today's Quick Clicks BACKUP TO CD-R / RW AND SAVE $$$ http://www.novastor.com/nova_store/free.html?sid=ct003 Helping Find A Better Job At CruelWorld http://www.cruelworld.com/affiliates/default.asp?FromAd=JDE4 Putting Free Comparison Shopping Technology on Your Site http://www.bottomdollar.com/z1042.html ==================================================================== Advertise to 30,000+ internet entrepreneurs and more! For ad details & prices, click... mailto:susan@dailycomix.com ==================================================================== We at the DailyComix Team would like to thank all our readers for reading today's humor. We hope you have enjoyed this issue. Sincerely, The DailyComix Team ==================================================================== Provided to you by The iEntry Network http://ientry.com/aboutus/ Subscription Information You are currently subscribed as: *** robin@ientry.com *** ==================================================================== Removing your email address from this list is easy. Simply click the email address below and send: